master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(via stability)


deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

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(via stability)


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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

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trust:

finally a career for me

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(via condom)



intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH

intensional:

intensional:

My sisters Instagram description makes me nauseous

PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR HER AUTOGRAPH SO SHE LITERALLY POSTED A PICTURE OF HER AUTOGRAPH

(via ruinedchildhood)



(via condom)


amoying:

when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party

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